Leave a Comment | Posted by Larry Ickes on January 15, 2009
I AM NOT ‘JOE THE PLUMBER’
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The bathroom sink was stopped up. I noticed it when I was brushing my teeth before going to work. Joy was in the adjoining bath, and yes, hers was also plugged up. "No problem," I said. I’ll take care of it after work."
At 5pm, I went to the drug store and bought a bottle of "liquid plumber." This should take care of the problem before Joy gets home from her bank job. I poured a half bottle down the drain. Nothing. Nada. OK, I dumped in the entire bottle, and waited a few minutes. Still no luck. I decided to get serious. Back to Longs for a plunger.
It’s now 6 pm. I’m doing the sucking thing with the plunger when girl friend Joy comes walking in. A couple small hair balls appeared, but still no luck. "Why don’t you try liquid plumber?" Joy asked as a suggestion. I told her I already tried that. But I had an idea. I had heard that you could straighten a wire coat hanger, and use it as a substitute for a snake device that plumbers use. I got almost the entire coat hanger down the drain, and was pushing and pulling, and finally…….SUCCESS. I think. The water started flowing down the drain. I was proud. I saved a plumber bill. "Joy…just call me Joe the Plumber. Check your sink. The water should be gone."
Joy was excited: "The water is all pouring onto the floor. You poked a hole in the pipe. I think you better keep your day job." We both laughed. The next day I called "Joe the Plumber."
