ED SUMAN & I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME. WE ATTENDED CHICO STATE UNIVERSITY & WERE FRATERNITY BROTHERS.
RUMORS TO THE CONTRARY: It was Ed, & not me, that released a chicken in the library on a warm spring night in the 60’s. Yes, I was there. The resulting chaos that erupted when the hen started squawking & attempted to fly got the group of students attempting to study kicked out. The library was closed for the night. Believe me, it was hilarious.
THE NEXT DAY, A GUY FROM A RIVAL FRATERNITY GOT BLAMED FOR THE PRANK.
Ed & I talked about the night when I saw him at his daughter’s wedding two weeks ago. “But it was your idea,” chortled Ed. “Yeah,
I said,” but you’re the one that actually sneaked the chicken into the library.”
I was watching the football game when I saw the news on the TV screen. “EXPLOSION & FIREBALL IN SAN BRUNO.”
I tried calling Ed at his home in San Bruno but couldn’t get through.
Ditto for his office on Sneath Lane. I talked to a mutual friend-Jim Thelen-who has known Ed even longer than me. He had also been trying to get through. No luck. The news bulletins on TV were talking about fatalities. We decided to try again first thing in the morning.
I GOT TO WORK AT 8:30. I CALLED ED’S OFFICE.
“HELLO.” IT WAS ED. “WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN,” I ASKED.
“In an emergency shelter. They won’t let us go back to the house.
So the only clothes I have are what I’m wearing. Sweats, & tennis shoes. (Ed’s a lawyer) I have a case at 2 o’clock.”
I offered a suggestion. “Ed-I have an idea. You’ll get great karma from the judge & jury. Show up in your sweats & tennis shoes. Just tell them you can’t get into your house cuz of the fire.”
“Hmmmm” mused Ed. I’ll have to think about that one. Oh, by the way. Did the Giants win?”
ED, GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK. YOUR FRIENDS WERE WORRIED.